You May Now Enter!

Early morning washroom woes:

Dad: (Comes to washroom door. Sees it is locked.)

Dad: (loudly) AUDREY?

Me: Yes?

Dad: (not hearing, raising his voice) LEX????

Me: I said it was me!!

Dad: (not hearing, raising his voice to an early morning bellow) AUDREY?????

Me: YES!!!!!!

Dad: (satisfied, walks away)

What is the point of this exercise? “You’ve guessed correctly! You may now come inside!!”

IT DOESN’T MATTER WHO’S IN THERE THE POINT IS IT’S OCCUPIED GO AWAY!!!!

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