Early morning washroom woes:
Dad: (Comes to washroom door. Sees it is locked.)
Dad: (loudly) AUDREY?
Dad: (not hearing, raising his voice) LEX????
Me: I said it was me!!
Dad: (not hearing, raising his voice to an early morning bellow) AUDREY?????
Dad: (satisfied, walks away)
What is the point of this exercise? “You’ve guessed correctly! You may now come inside!!”
IT DOESN’T MATTER WHO’S IN THERE THE POINT IS IT’S OCCUPIED GO AWAY!!!!